Monday, December 27, 2010

Festive me at Festivus in Adams Morgan

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Funny and intelligent NBC 4 journalist Tom Sherwood hosted a Festivus celebration in Adams Morgan. The turnout was disappointing. I don't think they did a good job of getting the word out for this year's event.

During the Airing of Grievances my simple but effective message, "YOU'RE A JERK," of course got the most laughs and the most screen time. Like Sherwood said, it's a universal sentiment. So basically I won Festivus.



Too bad I lost at Chanukah this year though.

And here's me being blurry in the navy pea coat on the far right:
Some of my friends are in the video too, I guess.

So happy belated Festivus, you jerks.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Tootin' and Crackin'

"Hey Steve, what's tootin'?"
"Hey John, what's crackin'?"

The correct answer to both is "a butt."

Sunday, December 19, 2010

What kind of a country is this? Re: gays

If gays are allowed to fight and die in the military, why can't they get married?! What kind of country is this?? God I'm so steamed now that DADT has been repealed!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Facebook Weather

Holy shit, have you guys seen the weather today?? Because I haven't and I would like to be told by people's facebook statuses.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Letter to Michael Bloomberg

I used the form on the website of the Office of the Mayor of NYC to send this:

Dear Mr. Mayor,

I'm a 22 year-old graduate of Wagner College on Staten Island with a degree in Government and Politics. I'm also an aspiring comedian and entrepreneur. I bought the domains BLOOMBURG2012.COM and BLOOMBURG2016.COM a few months ago with the hope that if you ran for president, you might buy one of them from me to catch the people who spell your name wrong in searches or the address bar. I'm writing this letter to request that you reconsider running for president, for my sake and for the sake of entrepreneurs around the country. I don't think anybody else will properly represent our interests. I'm keeping the domains either way.

Jeremy Peter Green

Friday, December 10, 2010

Matt Damon and Reincarnation

If Matt Damon could choose to be reincarnated, I wonder if he'd want to be Bourne again.

Bernie Sanders Filibuster Midnight Marauds, loots your ears

Damn, Bernie Sanders sounds really chill with Tribe Called Quest in the background.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Musings and rants suck

Sign that the blog you're reading sucks:
The author talks about his "musings" or "rants."
Neither of those here.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Jordan Chase

Why does Jordan Chase need a one-way ticket if he has a private jet?